On a day trip from a nursing home, two buses carrying elder people stopped at a rest stop.
Two old ladies each from a different bus decided to have a coffee and end up sitting with each other at a table in the rest stop.
The first old lady decides to make conversation,
"So did you come on the other bus?"
The second old lady looks startled and leans in close to whisper,
"Yes, but i managed to disguise it as an asthma attack..."
